趣文:程序员的进化史

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这篇趣文有一定历史了,应该至少有 10 年了。

PS:亮点总是在最后。:)

初中/高中(注:Basic)

1 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
2 20 END

大一(注:Pascal)

1 program Hallo(output);
2 begin
3     writeln('Hello, world!')
4 end.

大三/大四

1 (defun hello
2   (print
3     (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

入职第一年

01 #include <stdio.h>
02 void main(void)
03 {
04   char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
05   int i;
06
07   for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
08     printf("%s", message[i]);
09   printf("\n");
10 }

入职干了几年

01 #include <iostream.h>
02 #include <string.h>
03
04 class string
05 {
06 private:
07   int size;
08   char *ptr;
09
10 string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }
11
12   string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
13   {
14     ptr = new char[size + 1];
15     strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
16   }
17
18   ~string()
19   {
20     delete [] ptr;
21   }
22
23   friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
24   string &operator=(const char *);
25 };
26
27 ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
28 {
29   return(stream << s.ptr);
30 }
31
32 string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
33 {
34   if (this != &chrs)
35   {
36     delete [] ptr;
37    size = strlen(chrs);
38     ptr = new char[size + 1];
39     strcpy(ptr, chrs);
40   }
41   return(*this);
42 }
43
44 int main()
45 {
46   string str;
47
48   str = "Hello World";
49   cout << str << endl;
50
51   return(0);
52 }

大师程序员

001   [
002   uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
003   ]
004   library LHello
005   {
006       // bring in the master library
007       importlib("actimp.tlb");
008       importlib("actexp.tlb");
009
010       // bring in my interfaces
011       #include "pshlo.idl"
012
013       [
014       uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
015       ]
016       cotype THello
017    {
018    interface IHello;
019    interface IPersistFile;
020    };
021   };
022
023   [
024   exe,
025   uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
026   ]
027   module CHelloLib
028   {
029
030       // some code related header files
031       importheader(<windows.h>);
032       importheader(<ole2.h>);
033       importheader(<except.hxx>);
034       importheader("pshlo.h");
035       importheader("shlo.hxx");
036       importheader("mycls.hxx");
037
038       // needed typelibs
039       importlib("actimp.tlb");
040       importlib("actexp.tlb");
041       importlib("thlo.tlb");
042
043       [
044       uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
045       aggregatable
046       ]
047       coclass CHello
048    {
049    cotype THello;
050    };
051   };
052
053   #include "ipfix.hxx"
054
055   extern HANDLE hEvent;
056
057   class CHello : public CHelloBase
058   {
059   public:
060       IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
061
062       CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
063       ~CHello();
064
065       HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
066
067   private:
068       static int cObjRef;
069   };
070
071   #include <windows.h>
072   #include <ole2.h>
073   #include <stdio.h>
074   #include <stdlib.h>
075   #include "thlo.h"
076   #include "pshlo.h"
077   #include "shlo.hxx"
078   #include "mycls.hxx"
079
080   int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
081
082   CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
083   {
084       cObjRef++;
085       return;
086   }
087
088   HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
089   {
090       printf("%ws
091 ", pwszString);
092       return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
093   }
094
095   CHello::~CHello(void)
096   {
097
098   // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
099   cObjRef--;
100   if( cObjRef == 0 )
101       PulseEvent(hEvent);
102
103   return;
104   }
105
106   #include <windows.h>
107   #include <ole2.h>
108   #include "pshlo.h"
109   #include "shlo.hxx"
110   #include "mycls.hxx"
111
112   HANDLE hEvent;
113
114    int _cdecl main(
115   int argc,
116   char * argv[]
117   ) {
118   ULONG ulRef;
119   DWORD dwRegistration;
120   CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
121
122   hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
123
124   // Initialize the OLE libraries
125   CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
126
127   CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
128       REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
129
130   // wait on an event to stop
131   WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
132
133   // revoke and release the class object
134   CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
135   ulRef = pCF->Release();
136
137   // Tell OLE we are going away.
138   CoUninitialize();
139
140   return(0); }
141
142   extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
143   extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
144
145   CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
146       0x2573F891,
147       0xCFEE,
148       0x101A,
149       { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
150   };
151
152   UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
153       0x2573F890,
154       0xCFEE,
155       0x101A,
156       { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
157   };
158
159   #include <windows.h>
160   #include <ole2.h>
161   #include <stdlib.h>
162   #include <string.h>
163   #include <stdio.h>
164   #include "pshlo.h"
165   #include "shlo.hxx"
166   #include "clsid.h"
167
168   int _cdecl main(
169   int argc,
170   char * argv[]
171   ) {
172   HRESULT  hRslt;
173   IHello        *pHello;
174   ULONG  ulCnt;
175   IMoniker * pmk;
176   WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
177   WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
178
179   // get object path
180   wcsPath[0] = '\0';
181   wcsT[0] = '\0';
182   if( argc > 1) {
183       mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
184       wcsupr(wcsPath);
185       }
186   else {
187       fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
188       return(1);
189       }
190
191   // get print string
192   if(argc > 2)
193       mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
194   else
195       wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");
196
197   printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
198   printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
199
200   // Initialize the OLE libraries
201   hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
202
203   if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
204
205       hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
206       if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
207    hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
208
209       if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
210
211    // print a string out
212    pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
213
214    Sleep(2000);
215    ulCnt = pHello->Release();
216    }
217       else
218    printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
219
220       // Tell OLE we are going away.
221       CoUninitialize();
222       }
223
224   return(0);
225   }

新手黑客

01 #!/usr/local/bin/perl
02 $msg="Hello, world.\n";
03 if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
04   while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
05     $outfilename = $arg;
06     open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
07     print (FILE $msg);
08     close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
09   }
10 } else {
11   print ($msg);
12 }
13 1;

有经验的黑客

1 #include <stdio.h>
2 #define S "Hello, World\n"
3 main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

入行干过好些年的黑客

1 % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
2 % a.out

黑客大师

1 % echo "Hello, world."

新手经理

1 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
2 20 END

中级经理

1 mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
2 鲍勃,你能帮我写个输出“Hello, world.”的程序么?
3 我明天就要。
4 谢谢~

高级经理

1 % zmail jim
2 Jim,我今天下午就要输出 “Hello, world.” 的程序!

CEO/首席执行官

1 % letter
2 letter: Command not found.
3 % mail
4 To: ^X ^F ^C
5 % help mail
6 help: Command not found.
7 % damn!
8 !: Event unrecognized
9 % logout



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